davidstrider: synonyms for penis in case of emergency todger dinkle dna rifle twaddle stick fallopian fiddle heat-seeking moisture missile cupids harpoon yogurt slinger tallywhacker joystick george w bush womb ferret taco filler pocket rocket trouser anaconda devirginator meat saber beef bayonette cazzo divining rod old faithful
professorderpy: theunbreakablev0w: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel bing Courier
feminism-is-insane: bluetrafficlight: arandompersona: You are against rape jokes right, good for you. That’s a good step for feminism. You know what also needs to stop, “prison bitch” jokes. The rape joke that not many people consider a rape joke. “The word rape is not mentioned, so its not a rape joke.” Are you serious. This is misandry at its most refined. I bet you didn’t even consider...
jesus-san: plot twist, it’s worse in french
actionjackel: is that a new artist that draws my otp
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.
nepeter: You have encountered Ａ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ. Options: ＦＩＧＨＴ ＷＩＴＨ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ ＨＥＡＬ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ ＦＵＣＫＬＥ ＷＩＴＨ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ You have chosen ＦＵＣＫＬＥ ＷＩＴＨ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ. ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＦＵＣＫＬＥ ＷＩＴＨ ＳＨＵＣＫＬＥ．
cumbersome-quail: How to find textbooks online for free: a post. obsessionfull: Textbooks are fucking expensive, and if your professor doesn’t require a physical copy (most don’t - they just want you to have the book at hand. Or maybe even not. Some professors literally give no fucks about whether you have the book or not) and you don’t mind having your copy as an electronic copy - this is...
trainedbrofessional: guess who is better here are the options: 1.) introverts 2.) extroverts here is the answer: neither neither one is inherently better
In reference to the last chat
Tama: photoshop crashed when I tried to put the screenshot of the cat on it
Tama: this is witchcraft
Abbers: i don't know what to tell you bro
Tama: for some reason
Tama: for a split second
Tama: your message appeared as a walking cat
Tama: and it made me feel better, I dunno why
Tama: Tama was trying to recreate it
Abbers: (heidy) omg why does this squirrel have a name
Tama: ABBY HELP
Tama: MY SKYPE IS BEING ATTACKED BY CATS
Abbers: :C I DON'T KNOW???
Tama: YOUR TEXTS KEEP TURNING INTO CATS
Tama: WHAT'S GOING ON
Abbers: there are no cats!!!!!
Abbers: close your eyes
Abbers: or screen cap s
Tama: I'll take a screenshot
Abbers: screen cap
Tama: IT STOPPED
Tama: THEY STOPPED DOING IT
Abbers: bro u cray
Tama: GOT IT
Abbers: no i believe you
Abbers: but like what
zumakito: When Tahno grows up he will genetically create the world’s strongest Pokemon.
wow [[MORE]] why do i keep talking about things and then make people feel like shit i’m the worst!!!!!
gaywalrus: adriofthedead: no one says no to I just laughed so hard at this I literally and involuntarily shoved twizzlers up my nose.
hitler420: what if mom is a robot what if uncle sherm is a robot WHAT IF GARY IS A ROBOT
thatsmoderatelyraven: dang i just realized its ssunday but i dont even care cause i dont have school tomoreow I STILL DO, FOR 3 GODDAMN MORE DAYS
sassygaynations: …deviantart why
You just learned a bit about me: I am a cuddler. I am a morning person. I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy country music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying...
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Guys, Did You Notice This?
notrelevatwhatsoever: amons-potty: thegreatbolin: Notice where Sokka is sitting. Council in present day: And what is right underneath where he used to sit? ((Boomerang, you really do come back!)) it must have been placed there when he died, as a memorial
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
youandmejaybird started following you
masterofqualitycontrol: WAIT…YOU SEEM FAMILIAR. oh good me, I just remembered who you are
youandmejaybird started following you
WAIT…YOU SEEM FAMILIAR.