June 2012
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problemsleuth:
when ur lookin up headcnons adn ur like “wo w thsi is perf” btu then they mention th charactersr sex live adn u just
When people I know are friends with each other and...
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mosoli:
The reason Tumblr isn’t an anime is because all anime openings require someone to be running frantically but none of us even get up from our computers
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princekarkat:
seein harry potter on my dash reminded me of the greatest disappointment i had in the books
harry could talk to snakes
he didnt take advantage of this
WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE OF A RARE TALENT
if i could talk to snakes id be talking to them all the fuckin time
id have a dozen snake friends at least
and yeah, yeah, i know people be hatin
theyd say ”the dark lord can talk to...
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
gallowscalibrator:
cancerously:
idkitmightbetoovulgar:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
goddamnit
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP...
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jadeharleyismywaifu:
rochellejanee:
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
kawaii
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spiffyrock21:
guarding-asses-in-asgard:
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
THAT’S BRILLIANT
HE INVITED ME OVER FOR THIS
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bongdonurie:
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
trainedbrofessional:
there was this funky crust under the vegetable drawer that had blueberries stuck in it and i had to pick it all out because it kept cracking and the blueberries were all shriveled and as they were coming up there was a packet of hotsauce submerged in the crush and
i would to god i had never been born
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I forgot that I still had authentic German yodeling on my music list.
Good me.
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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quazza:
Reminder to my followers that if you want me to tag anything for your convenience or because of triggering content then I am more than willing to do so
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
assguardian:
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kiki-myaki:
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Watchvvolare:
literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out
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trickstertuna:
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mercerism:
what if when your pokemon fainted
it lost experience points
julieruin:
my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins
MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
tyleroakley:
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Watchanxiousmonster:
yepperoni:
if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness
OH MY GOD POOR PINEAPPLE AJNFSDG
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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